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heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

johnhandoncock:

perchbird:

im a cheater

gary motherfucking oak shit right here

(via thefuuuucomics)

carpelibrumm:

“hows school”

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(via automatically)

jackmeatington:

person: hey are you ticklish at all?
me: *takes 8 steps back*
me: …….no……..

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

(via thetoptextposts)

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

(via thefuuuucomics)

Reasons I’m probably a cat

bennyphantom:

-Passive aggressive
-Needs attention but pretends I don’t
-Likes to be pet
-Whiny
-Doesn’t know when to stop eating
-Needs to sleep 10+ hours
-Sheds a lot
-Lays on the floor where people are trying to walk
-Screams

(via persnicketyqueerprincess)